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Published October 06, 2008
by Donna-Jo Thorndale and Shira Piven Notes on yesterday's blog: Way more soap-boxing than we're used to.  Used cursing to incite outrage (more suck-on-your-cut metal-flavored than Chiclets flavored). Overall good first swing.  Notes for today's blog:  Keep it tight. Don't get too obscure. Women's-magazine-from-the-1950's it up with some simple Palin lists. Sarah Palin's Lists of Five 5 people, living or dead, that Sarah Palin would invite to a dinner party: --Charlton Heston --Dr. Laura --The Power Puff Girls --Kim Jong-il --David Koresh 5 literary works Sarah Palin has never read: --"A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton" Carl Bernstein --"Steal this Book" Abbie Hoffman --Our Bodies, Our Selves" The Boston Women's Health Collective --“The Seven Spiritual Laws” Deepak Chopra --"A Doll's House" Henrick Ibsen 5 fictional fictions Sarah Palin has never read: --"Unemployment Among Ice Fisherman" Joseph K'eyghashutnu --"Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves: Lesbian and Transgender Empowerment" Angela “Angel” Brite --" It's your Choice: A Liberated Woman's Journey" Dr. Shoshanna White-Mendez --"Randi Rhodes" by Randi Rhodes --"I Gave Up My Guns: one Man's Search For a Peaceful Existence" Davey McCrudden 5 things Sarah Palin can't live without: --Lip Liner --Mukluks --The "Thrill of the Kill" --Nicknames --Pumpin' and Drillin' 5 things Sarah Palin will never hunt for: --The Constitution --A Smart Pants Suit --Her Library Card (oh, wait....she doesn't HAVE one) --Condoms --The Wasilla branch of Planned Parenthood (oh, wait...there ISN'T one)