- We’re not three kids in a trenchcoat out there. Out there we’re a man.
- Underbites were probably worshiped in some ancient culture.
- Wash your hands with soap, always be dope, never forget that you’re the Young Pope!
- Please don’t embarrass us today.
- You Can Fuck. You Can Fuck.
- Don’t worry about it, because your every waking moment is merely part of a simulation run by an unknowable superior civilization.
- Remember, you couldn’t possibly disappoint anyone today as much as you’ve already disappointed your parents.
- You’re not a ghost. People can see you.
- You are the funny guy in the office, and Rick Yates from Accounting is just a guy quoting movies.
- I’m a big beefy miracle and I hunger for more.