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Written by Becky Feldman
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Published January 23, 2009
Over drinks last night, a group of friends reluctantly invited knownparty-pooper, Hank Hobblestein to join them . Since the release of theCurious Case of Benjamin ButtonĀ  on Christmas, Hobblestein's mainconversation topics have been dominated by how the film "makesabsolutely no sense whatsoever!""If he was born as a small baby with an old man's skin and musclesthen he should die as an adult with baby skin and muscles, "Hobblestein has been quoted as saying in the men's room after themovie, at his office's New Year's party, back at the office followingthe holidays, at his college roommate's wedding reception, on a seconddate with this girl he sort of likes, and in a long line at Rite-Aid."Hank has been completely obsessed with how the movie makes no sense!It's like he has an incapability to suspend his disbelief over thismovie. I mean, this guy loves Harry Potter and that has no sense ofreality," claims an anonymous friend. "A bunch of us haven't beenasking him to hang out lately. It's like he forgets that he alreadytold us his opinions of the movie like five fucking times already. Wewere really not looking forward to seeing him last night."At the social gathering last night, Hobblestein did go into his usualtirade after he noticed a button fell off of his favorite flannelshirt.Hobblestein isn't the only known case of people consistentlycriticizing the lack of logic in the film. Similar instances have beenoccurring among the film departments at liberal arts colleges, thebasements of households with resentful teenagers, and retirement homesfor active seniors.