The Marc and Sam Show
Scene is a parody of that Lounge Around onesie thing with the butt flap that’s always on TV.
Scene starts off with Sam struggling to use a blanket. He struggles to lay with it, go to the bathroom in it, walk in it, and not be strangled by it.
Sam then puts on the Blanket Sack and successfully does all these things with the greatest of “ease”.
Voice Over Dialogue (delivered as amped up and coked out as possible)
Are you tired of struggling with your lame, dangerous, old fashioned blankets? They will never cover you right, and can be difficult to walk in. Need to use the bathroom? Your blanket won’t help you there. And if you’re not careful, your blanket will try and kill you!
Well introducing the Blanket Sack! This amazing creation will change your life completely. Want warmth while you’re on the couch? No problem! Need to run to the bathroom? Easy! And while you’re in there, the Blanket Sack will make it the warmest, most pleasurable experience ever! Shabam! And best of all, the Blanket Sack loves you, and will never launch into a homicidal attack! Fwing!
So get yourself a Blanket Sack, and experience the paradise that Moses was searching for all those years!
© 2011 Marc and Sam Show
This script is shown as it was at the start of filming. All differences between the script and the finished video represent scenes and dialogue that were conceived and improvised on set.