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September 18, 2015

Ew, not like a room for sex. Like a conference room to hash out how much they hate Obama.

A lot of people were pretty upset when Ahmed Mohamed was arrested for what teachers thought was a bomb but was clearly a clock to school. President Obama was one of those people, but he took it a step further than most.

This made a lot of those people who were upset pretty happy. But because moods, like energy can neither created or destroyed, by the law of emotional physics some people had to get real upset at Obama for inviting Ahmed to the White House. Two of those people are woulda-coulda-thankgoodnesswasnot White House royalty Bristol Palin and then a 13-year-old from Georgia named CJ Pearson.

From Palin’s blog:

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This is the kind of stuff Obama needs to STAY out of. This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the “Black Lives Matter” crowd and encourages victimhood.

— Bristol "What I Write On My Blog Shouldn't Be National News" Palin

CJ had this to say:

Both butt-hurt babes are pretty cranky about the fact that it took Obama longer to do [insert very specific unrelated issue Obama responded poorly to here] than it did for him to invite Ahmed to the White House. Honestly, though, CJ and Bristol should just get a room.

Ew, not to like do anything sexual in you fucking creep. He is a kid and she is Bristol Palin.

They should just get a room to like discuss how much they hate Obama and also CJ can ask Bristol what Dancing With The Stars was like. It was probably really cool, right? Or they can go into a conference room and make power-points about how Obama sucks and charts that detail and contrast his reaction time to national events. Or they could just rent out a movie theater room and watch something starring Republican hero Clint Eastwood.

How does that sound? CJ, if you’re reading this and you make this room thing happen, let us know what it was like for Bristol to be on Dancing With The Stars. But also you should be in school right now and not on the Internet. Also, CJ, you seem like a smart kid. When you go to college and rescind your previous conservative beliefs as will inevitably happen, let us know.