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September 01, 2015
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Check out seven actors who are totally more "street" than Idris Elba:

In an interview this week, Anthony Horowitz, the author commissioned to write the next James Bond novel, called Idris Elba too “street” to play Bond. This got me wondering about what exactly is so “street” about Elba. Is it the way he looks fantastic in an expensive suit? Is it his dainty British accent or his perfectly coifed mane? Here, according to the rules put forth by Anthony Horowitz, are seven actors who are way more street than Idris Elba:

1. Jaleel White

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There is no bigger thug than Urkel.

2. Bob Saget

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His house was FULL, motherf*cker!

3. Paul Rudd

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He seems like such a nice guy, but he would kill you for crack cocaine.

4. Gwyneth Paltrow

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She will stab you. With kale.

5. David Schwimmer

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Despite what you think, he’s not your “Friend.”

6. Jim Parsons

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Currently lives in Compton.

7. Tom Hanks

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Has beef with both the Blood and the Crips.

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