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Published May 02, 2010 More Info »
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Published May 02, 2010
I wrote a few jokes last month. 

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I caught my trophy wife in bed with my employee of the month plaque.

Trying to get my dog excited about Anthropomorphism Awareness Week.

Am I really dancing with these rhinestone cowboys or is this just a sequence dream?

Sometimes when I blow bubbles, I like to imagine how cool it would be to exist as a bubble, floating in the breeze without a care in the world until “pop!” Then it’s off to bubble hell where no one has lips.

A vampire groundhog just saw its own shadow.  Two more weeks of immortality.

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