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December 19, 2014
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Santa Claus goes through a lot on Christmas — he travels for millions of miles in an open sleigh behind eight tiny reindeer, delivering toys to countless homes full of children. It actually takes him 11 months to recover from the emotional and physical toll of the holiday.

Santa Claus goes through a lot on Christmas — he travels for millions of miles in an open sleigh behind eight tiny reindeer, delivering toys to countless homes full of children. It actually takes him 11 months to recover from the emotional and physical toll of the holiday.

Here’s a look at the toll Christmas takes on Santa year in and year out. He gets pretty fucked up.


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Illustration By Dakota McFadzean

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