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June 10, 2013

A bunch of dumb jokes!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 45 lbs.

What do you call a dog with only 2 legs?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

What would you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!

What exam do young witches have to pass?
A spell-ing test!

What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth!

You're so dumb you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept!

You're so dumb, when you had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle.

You're so dumb when someone told you that we live in the Milky Way.. you thought it was the candy bar.