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Published June 10, 2013 More Info ยป
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Published June 10, 2013
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 lbs. What do you call a dog with only 2 legs? Eileen. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers. Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack! What exam do young witches have to pass? A spell-ing test! What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth! You're so dumb you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept!You're so dumb, when you had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle. You're so dumb when someone told you that we live in the Milky Way.. you thought it was the candy bar.