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February 14, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #17

IT'S "Elmer and June and Pam too!"

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9. Elmer's philosophy: "It's quantity not quality."
-WiscoDick
8. They not only sing, they're 3 remaining members of the Haystack, Montana Nudist Colony. They started with 37. They've been open a week.
-MadAdam
Later they'll be swapping Elmer's glue.
-westsideslant
7. It’s on Heart Warming Records®, because they KNOW how hard you’re going to beat off to it.
-theDIRTYmidget
6. Pam supplies the lubricant (it's one of those brand name jokes).
-keibar
5. Elmer.: Accordion and Tibetan Throat-Singing.
June.: Recorder and Knee-Cymbals.
Pam.: Pills, Stripping and Blackouts.
-theDIRTYmidget
4. Noo! If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times, "don't let Pam into the studio"! She doesn't do anything! She just stands there all weird & stuff! Dang.
-trident
3. And we support the National Down Syndrome Society. Right, Pam?
-JBnthe217
2. Elmer loved June but Pam licked his Anus
-bigjas

1. June seriously questioned her role on the album after her contributions were reduced to recording backup vocals consisting of lyrics like "?? oooh yeah Elmer / we should caaalll you Boar's Head / 'cause you deliver the Ham / to your best customer Pam ??"
-trident




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