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Published October 17, 2011 More Info »
Alright guys, election's over. Give this man the keys to the country. We've found a new leader. His name is Herman Cain and years ago he sang a song about pizza, set to the tune of "Imagine":
Four more years! Four more years! Oh Herman Cain, I'm sorry we doubted you. Your undying love of pizza has won a special place in our hearts. Unfortunately our hearts don't vote and this does nothing to separate you from your inane tax plan, which unfortunately is not related to pizza. Though that said, you may have just locked up votes from these guys.  If you were interested, here are the lyrics to the song above. Church robe not required to sing along. Imagine there’s no pizzaI couldn’t if I triedEating only tacosOr Kentucky FriedImagine only burgersIt’s frightening and sadYou’re lucky you have pizzaTo feed your kids for youOnly frosting or cookiesAnd no dishes you must doImagine eating pizzaEach and every dayYou may say that it’s junk foodBut to me it’s so much moreIt gives my life its meaningAnd it makes a lot of doughImagine mozzarellaAnchovies on the sideAnd maybe, pepperoniRounds out your pizza pieImagine getting pizzaDelivered to your doorYou don’t have to give up nowOn my skateboard I will goI’ll be back in 30 minutesI just bought DominoesAll I am sayingIs give pizza a chanceAll I am sayingGive pizza a chance!All I am sayingIs give pizza a chanceAll I am sayingYou’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!
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