this has always been the hard-hitting question on the minds of the american public... has it not? war, financial budgets, the future of this nation... "f" that, right? this is what our future world leader should be discussing come this first presidential debate this friday night. "senator obama, with the state of affairs being the way they are in the world today and the status of the united states of america dropping amongst other nations... what would you do for a klondike bar?" "senator mccain, this week saw the stock market dive continue. people are fearing a total economic collapse... in your opinion, what would you do for a klondike bar?" someone has to go after this cutting issue.
of course, i'd also like to hear the candidates thoughts on how many licks it would take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop -- a subject that senator/professor owl has covered abundantly.