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Rock stars from the 60's now performing to audiences who are in their 60's.

* At first...ticket sales were slow...then picked up after promoters referred to  tickets as coupons...and seasonal lawn tickets as plots.

* Food concession stands are offering Early Bird Specials like..."Just Enough" nachos & low fat cheese.

* Mosh pit dancing has been banned....because of the noise made by all the walkers banging into each other.


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