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Published: August 07, 2011
Description: Changes made to accommodate the new Senior citizen Rockers. Promoters change ticketing practices, New Food Menus, New Mosh rules.
Rock stars from the 60's now performing to audiences who are in their 60's.

* At first...ticket sales were slow...then picked up after promoters referred to  tickets as coupons...and seasonal lawn tickets as plots.

* Food concession stands are offering Early Bird Specials like..."Just Enough" nachos & low fat cheese.

* Mosh pit dancing has been banned....because of the noise made by all the walkers banging into each other.


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