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Published August 07, 2011 More Info »
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Published August 07, 2011
Rock stars from the 60's now performing to audiences who are in their 60's.* At first...ticket sales were slow...then picked up after promoters referred to  tickets as coupons...and seasonal lawn tickets as plots.* Food concession stands are offering Early Bird Specials like..."Just Enough" nachos & low fat cheese.* Mosh pit dancing has been banned....because of the noise made by all the walkers banging into each other.