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January 10, 2012

Rant about social networks taking over society.


You may not realize it, but social networking has taken over the world. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, LinkedIn, and blah blah blah blah has completely stepped in as your therapist. You’re rambling each day to God knows who or what about stuff no one really cares about except yourself. You’ve picked up a few extra friends or followers and now you feel like you can take on the world and let it all out, because our dumb asses led you to believe we’re really listening for your sake.

Remember the old saying “they aren’t laughing with you, they’re laughing at you?” Well, that’s what we’re all doing, laughing at you because it helps us not feel bad about our own problems for awhile. Now, don’t go feeling bad for yourself by deactivating your accounts, (mostly for people who are Internehovah’s Witnesses), I’m just here to help you remember reality. 

Therapists around the world must hate all of the social media blogs. I’m surprised they haven’t figured a way to sue them all yet. All that time spent in school, all those student loans, and now, all of the “no-appointments scheduled today” said by Siri. 

Shouldn’t we feel bad that we may, possibly, be keeping alcohol off of their tables? Eh, who cares. Back to rambling on my numerous outlets to my numerous friends and followers.