Today's picture is brought to you courtesy of "What the Fuck????"
Thanks to ClayJunky for guest judging. Here are the haikus that tickled his funny boner:
Little Jack Russell
Got the best of the human
And fucked his wife, too
(I liked imagining a jack russell actually fucking some chick...i'm twisted )
What a bad human
He drops a deuce and pisses
on my new carpet!
I see 'drops a deuce' I'm just filled with joy- I don't know why,
perhaps because my Crohn's ass spends so much time dropping deuces..IDK)
THE FLEXIBLE MAN
STAYS IN HIS CAGE FRIDAY NIGHTS
AND SUCKS HIMSELF OFF