We’ll take “Delightfully Stupid Tweets” for $1000, Alex.
Me during regular jeopardy: uh buhh guhh— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) July 14, 2016
Me during kid jeopardy: there is no one smarter than I, the King of knowledge
"It's the quiz where the answers are the clues"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) July 2, 2015
[buzz] What is Jeopardy?
"Buddy, I ask the questions around here"
[buzz] Who is Alex Trebek?
[Jeopardy]— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) October 28, 2016
TREBEK: "Animal Anatomy" for $100. Bees use these as self-defense.
ME: [without buzzing in] WHAT ARE THEIR SHARP LITTLE BUTTS.
[jeopardy]— k e e t (@KeetPotato) January 4, 2016
host: "standard unit of power, the equivalent of one joule per second"
me: "what is a watt?"
Alex, I'll take "I've Confused Jeopardy With Wheel of Fortune" for a vowel, please.— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 24, 2016
i like "family feud" but i bet if they surveyed 100 people and asked them to name a game show, everyone would say "jeopardy"— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) June 1, 2016
If I learn 3 more facts about lakes I will be able to win on Jeopardy— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) October 3, 2016
ME: i'll take a luxury sportscar for $200, alex— jomny sun (@jonnysun) May 7, 2015
ALEX TREBEK, THE WORST LUXURY SPORTSCAR SALESMAN IN THE WORLD: ok
Reporter: Name a world leader— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) September 29, 2016
Gary Johnson: The Rock
Reporter: Your ignorance puts us all in jeopardy!
Gary Johnson: Sorry, WHO IS The Rock?
Me: I'll take boners for 500 Alex— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) October 23, 2015
Steve Harvey: this isn't Jeopardy. It's Family Feud.
Me: [lips pressed against mic] I bid one dollar Bob
alex trebek:tell us about yourself— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 3, 2016
me: they call me the problematic hispanic
alex:but you're not hispanic
me:(lips right on mic) exactamente
Alex Trebek: (into mirror) Who is alex trebek— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) August 21, 2015
[me on ground during Final Jeopardy screaming/trying to remove shirt]— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 30, 2015
[wife pauses vid]
I thought the lapel mic was a spider
[i subtract 300 from my score using a calculator]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 15, 2016
Alex Trebek: once again you don't need to do that, we're keeping track
ALEX TREBEK: Contestant, tell us about yourself— Michael (@Home_Halfway) November 27, 2015
ME: *playing up Trebek's Canadian heritage* I like to kiss moose, Alex
ALEX: *visibly upset*
Alex Trebek: It says here you're not afraid of skeletons?— vineyille (@vineyille) September 19, 2016
Me: That's right Ale-
Me: Ok I'm a little afra-
[very long buzzer]
I swear to God if I hear one more person say "Who is Harambe" they better be on Jeopardy.— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) August 4, 2016
Alex Trebek: This sitcom starred Robin Williams and Pam Dawber...— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) November 10, 2016
Swedish Chef from The Muppets: *pounding on his buzzer with both fists*
having trump after obama would be like when you watch wheel of fortune after jeopardy.— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 4, 2016
You’ll know you’ve found your soulmate if combining your disparate sets of knowledge creates one perfect Jeopardy contestant.— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 22, 2016
I like Jeopardy because even if you win they make you play until you're a loser.— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 15, 2016