Kim Jong-un is hiring. Apply Now!
Great news! I’m hiring. Warning: Only apply if you want the greatest job on earth in the greatest country on earth.
Do you enjoy:Doing charmingly backward manual labor in the age of mechanization?
Generously donating 100 percent of the fruits of your labor back to our glorious leader?Having your words and actions monitored 24/7 by a secretive government that only has your best interests at heart?
Then do I have the career for you! Due to a series of recent defections, deaths, and disappearances that were in no way suspicious, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is proud to announce a hiring drive available to everyone in the world. Vacancies are opening every day. Apply within.