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February 11, 2012

Dr. Foxmeat, staff

Today marks a sad day in both music and film history, as well as the world at large. I am sad to report that today, February 11th 2012, whitney houston has been found dead. She is probably best remembered for liking husband “Ike” Turner with whom she released several chart topping singles, as well as her hit solo songs “Private Dancer” and “What’s love got to do with it?”

Not content with merely topping the billboard charts, Whitney went on to star in such blockbuster hits as “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome” and the instant classic “Last Action Hero."

The Cause of her death is unkown at this time but considering the abuses Whitney suffered at the hands of ex-husband and musical partner Isaac “Ike” Wister Turner, foul play is not being ruled out. She also got totally messed up by Master Blaster when she was in the Thunderdome, with that big hammer. That is probably what killed her... that big ass hammer in Thunderdome.