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July 30, 2017
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How many Tums do you have in your pocket right now?

As you grow older it becomes more and more obvious that the one thing you cannot prevent during your march toward the grave is the inevitable transformation from your cool self into your lame parents. If you’re experiencing any of the following, it’s too late.


You caught yourself masturbating

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You want your toddlers to have kids so they can be miserable

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You’re disappointed in yourself

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You’re threatening to TURN THIS CAR AROUND

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You’re supporting you financially

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You announce the stores you’re driving past

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You have to call yourself whenever you’re having computer problems

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Your favorite album is the radio

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You accidentally call yourself by your sibling’s name

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Home Depot is a good Friday night

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You have a kid and it’s you

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