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Kate Upton's boobies have many hidden talents... sadly curing cancer is not one of them...

They can sing opera flawlessly

 

They can feed entire villages of impoverished, 3rd World Children

 

They can tell who’s the guilty one after only 10 minutes of a Law & Order episode

 

They can eat more hot dogs than Kobayashi

 

They taught David Blaine everything he knows

 

They are skilled pointillism painters

 

They can complete high level Sudoku puzzles

They help Nic Cage bury his treasure on the weekends

They can juggle chainsaws

 

 

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