If Axe Body Spray had existed 5,000 years ago, the world would have ended 5,000 years ago.
Because not even a cave-woman would mate with something that smells like that shit*.
teenage boys and adult men who are too lazy to shower and/or lacking
looks or personality to such a degree that scent is your last chance of
procreating. But reeeallllllyyyyy.
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