Victim of Criticism
Wow. America, stop sending me mixed signals, okay? End!
Remember when I proposed my Muslim travel ban until we can figure out what is going on with RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM? You loved it! One poll said 50% of Americans agreed with my Muslim travel ban, and another said 84% of Trump supporters were in favor of my anti-Muslim stance. Those are great great polls, probably the best polls out there.
Now, America, just because I criticized the MUSLIM parents of one dead soldier, you get all ButtHurt about it? Why the switch? America, you are acting like a real lose cannon! A total loser of a cannon, as the saying goes. I once had to fire this one cannon who worked for me, this one cannon was such a loser, you wouldn’t believe. That’s what you remind me of right now, America. A sad loser cannon. Sad. You owe me an apology, but even if you gave it to me, I wouldn’t accept it!
I deserve an apology though. I’m the victim here. I’m a victim of criticism!
After being viciously attacked by Mr. Khan’s speech during the DNC, I am being punished in the polls for merely defending myself? He says I’ve sacrificed nothing? I just sacrificed six points in the polls in order to point out that Khan’s wife didn’t speak because, wow, RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM.
America, here’s a news flash for you that you won’t hear the crooked media talking about: The RNC won the ratings! Check please! Seriously, I think I deserve to be written a check for the huge ratings I brought the TV networks. I am owed so much for the sacrifices I have made! That’s what sacrifice means: you do something and then are hugely compensated for it.
So what gives, America? Don’t you want LAW & ORDER to be safe from SCARY RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM? If so, you need to make a sacrifice, too, just like I have so many times. And that sacrifice is you giving up the right to ever say anything bad about me. When you judge me to be bad, America, that is bad judgement.
America, you’re being a real anti-Muslim tease right now! If you said yes to me being anti-Muslim before, that doesn’t mean I have to listen to you saying no to me being anti-Muslim now! Wow!
John “I Get Imprisoned Like A Lil’ Baby” McCain says that, “While our party has bestowed upon him the nomination, it is not accompanied by unfettered license to defame those who are the best among us.“ But I’m not asking for an unfettered license to defame those who are the best among us. All I’m asking for is an unfettered license to defame anyone who criticizes me in anyway.
Simple! Sad! Wow! Bad! Hit! NFL! Trump!