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August 16, 2009
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 A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
 
 The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you
 want a pay increase?'
 
 Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
 The first is that I iron better than you.'
 Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
 Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
 Wife: 'Oh.'
 
 Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
 Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
 Maria: 'Your husband did.'
 Wife: 'Oh.'
 
 Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
 Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
 Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
 
 SHE GOT THE RAISE
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