I recently read the content on a certain web page called "the shit list".It had to do with religions and a shitload of them ,so to speak.I credit the guys who created it(byte brothers), it's hilarious.Here's a fair few of the religions.
"shit your way to a better life."
"what is the sound of shit happening?"
"Shit may or may not be happening, we don't know shit."
"I don't give a shit"
"All shit is truly shit"
"How much will this shit cost?"
"It's everybody's shit"
7th Day adventist:
"shit happens on saturdays"
"there's a full lotus shit happening"
"Shit happens, rama rama,ding ding"
"If shit happens,you deserve it"
* i have another one , which i created
" We're full of shit."