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November 10, 2014
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Check it out, internet (or don’t, if you are at W, for it is NSF): The very first porn shot by a drone.

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Believe it or not, this is a screenshot from porn.

Check it out, internet (or don’t, if you are at W, for it is NSF): The very first porn shot by a drone.

It’s… pretty? It’s mostly sweeping landscapes with tiny tiny tiny fucking. It’s doing more for our sense of wonder than our genitals. But still, a rubicon has been crossed. The porn drone has taken the first steps in what’s sure to be a distinguished porn career. Here is how we think that career could go.

2014-2015: The porn drone becomes a sought after cinematographer after it learns to hover much closer to the fucking.

2015: James Deen sprains his penis just before a shoot; the drone supposes it could fill in “just this once.”

2015-2016: The drone becomes a bona fide porn star. Money, fame, the finest of batteries - all are the porn drone’s.

2017: The porn drone stars in an art film opposite James Franco. He is creepy to the drone.

2018: The porn drone enters into an abusive relationship with a predator drone.

2019: Work dries up when a newer porn drone model with a quieter motor enters the business. Distraught, the porn drone tries to commit suicide by leaping off a cliff, but unfortunately it can fly.

2021: The porn drone is now an evangelical Christian.

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