ruby_red_vixen: hi baby. How are u?
sex_man_walter_88: Oh, hi.
sex_man_walter_88: Not very good, actually.
sex_man_walter_88: How are you?
ruby_red_vixen: why not good
sex_man_walter_88: A friend has just left me.
ruby_red_vixen: your girlfriend
sex_man_walter_88: No. Not exactly. Just a friend.
ruby_red_vixen: thats to bad
ruby_red_vixen: what did she look like baby
sex_man_walter_88: I don't know. She was a little taller than me. She was beautiful.
ruby_red_vixen: was she blond
sex_man_walter_88: She was, actually. Good guess.
ruby_red_vixen: so am i baby...and i have huge boobs...my friends say im' gorgeous
sex_man_walter_88: That's nice of them. They must be nice.
ruby_red_vixen: Can i make you feel better baby...maybe i can make you forget about her
sex_man_walter_88: Probably not. But maybe you could distract me?
ruby_red_vixen: ive got all night baby...im lyaing on my bed...and i'm just in my underwear...do you like htat
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Yes, it's fine. It's helping. Thank you.
ruby_red_vixen: why dont you come over to the bed
sex_man_walter_88: Alright. Where am I now?
ruby_red_vixen: im unbuckling your belt...does that turn u one
sex_man_walter_88: Turn me one what?
ruby_red_vixen: Turn u on
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Yes, it's okay. Thank you.
ruby_red_vixen: Just okay...i think we can do better than okay...im sliding down your patns...all the way down to the floor...and im laying u on the bed now
sex_man_walter_88: It feels good to lie down.
ruby_red_vixen: i havent even started yet...do u want me to touch your dick baby
sex_man_walter_88: Alright. If you’d like.
ruby_red_vixen: im gonna slide my mouth over it okay baby
ruby_red_vixen: do u like that
sex_man_walter_88: How are you talking?
sex_man_walter_88: How are you talking with your mouth full?
ruby_red_vixen: i took it out for a second
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Of course.
sex_man_walter_88: Is it back in now? If it is just say nothing, and I'll assume.
sex_man_walter_88: Is everything okay?
ruby_red_vixen: yes baby...how am idoing
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Fine. Does it taste okay? If that's not too forward.
ruby_red_vixen: It tastes like strawberrys baby
ruby_red_vixen: yea, u taste soooo good
sex_man_walter_88: That's strange, my body wash is mango. But can I tell you something?
ruby_red_vixen: anything baby
sex_man_walter_88: I haven't showered in a few days. I've just been in bed. That's why I asked.
ruby_red_vixen: must be your natural flavor baby...u taste so good...up and down...your so big
ruby_red_vixen: your huge...do u wanna pull my blond hair while i do it
sex_man_walter_88: Maybe we shouldn't talk about your hair anymore.
ruby_red_vixen: ok...sorry baby...u can turn the lights off if you want
sex_man_walter_88: They were on?
ruby_red_vixen: of course...iwanted to see your hot body
sex_man_walter_88: I'm not hot.
ruby_red_vixen: well it hink you are...do you wanna know what i look like?
sex_man_walter_88: Okay, sure.
ruby_red_vixen: i have huge boobs
sex_man_walter_88: Yeah, I remember.
ruby_red_vixen: with perfect little nipples...i have a thin waste...and a big ol butt
ruby_red_vixen: You like that, huh?
sex_man_walter_88: No, it’s just...
sex_man_walter_88: You’re a little conceited.
ruby_red_vixen: do you wanna slap it
sex_man_walter_88: Slap what?
ruby_red_vixen: my boot baby
sex_man_walter_88: You have boots on?
sex_man_walter_88: Do I? Is it winter in here?
ruby_red_vixen: booty i meant...dont you wanna smack it...hehe
sex_man_walter_88: Do I want to strike you?
ruby_red_vixen: just my big juicy darier...dont you like big juicy ones
sex_man_walter_88: I'm not familiar with some of these terms. Is there a legend somewhere on this site?
sex_man_walter_88: Are you still there?
sex_man_walter_88: Are you not talking because your mouth is full again?
sex_man_walter_88: If it's full, just say nothing and I'll assume.
sex_man_walter_88: It’s full.
ruby_red_vixen has logged off
luscious: Hey hun. How you doin?
sex_man_walter_88: I'm okay.
luscious: You wanna cyber?
luscious: Talk dirty to me
luscious: Are you a pimp?
sex_man_walter_88: I'm a student.
luscious: What you learnin?
sex_man_walter_88: It’s a broad course load. Maths, Sciences, History, French. I’m actually a French immersion student.
luscious: you takin sex ed? heh
luscious: big load
luscious: You a white boy huh?
luscious: mmm, some white meat.
sex_man_walter_88: Wait, how did you know that?
luscious: Tell me what you want white boy.
sex_man_walter_88: Just to talk.
luscious: Then talk hun.
luscious: Tell luscious what you want.
luscious: You wanna get nasty wit yo mama?
sex_man_walter_88: My Mother?
luscious: ?? Na, yo mama.
luscious: how old are you white meat?
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sex_man_walter_88: Still there, Luscious?
sex_man_walter_88: Darn it.
daintygirl58: Hi sex man.
sex_man_walter_88: Hi Dainty Girl.
daintygirl58: How you doing honey?
sex_man_walter_88: I'm good. I'm 20.
daintygirl58: Well I'm a little older. Does that bother you?
sex_man_walter_88: No, one of my best friends was 27, and she was a girl.
daintygirl58: Well I'm a little older than that.
sex_man_walter_88: Okay, it's not a competition. I was just showing you that it's not a problem.
daintygirl58: So you wanna cyber then?
sex_man_walter_88: Okay. What does it mean?
daintygirl58: Sex honey. You wanna have cybersex with me?
sex_man_walter_88: It's my first time. Sort of. Can you help me?
daintygirl58: Sure sweetie. I can walk you through it.
daintygirl58: That's what us older girls are good for.
sex_man_walter_88: What does it mean to talk dirty?
daintygirl58: That means to say all the dirty stuff that you wanna do. Or that you want me to do. What do you want me to do to you honey?
sex_man_walter_88: Dirty stuff? Like what kind of dirty stuff?
daintygirl58: Like oral. Or maybe a handjob. Or even backdoor. I love backdoor.
daintygirl58: Do you?
sex_man_walter_88: What is it?
daintygirl58: How old are you baby?
sex_man_walter_88: I'm 20 years old. I was born July 4th, 1976. I promise.
daintygirl58: Backdoor is anal baby.
daintygril58: Do you want to try it with me?
sex_man_walter_88: Over the computer?
daintygirl58: Yeah honey. Just talk dirty. Do you want to touch me?
sex_man_walter_88: I guess I don't understand how we would do it.
daintygirl58: Have you never been in a cybersex chatroom before?
sex_man_walter_88: Of course I have. Because I’m a pimp.
daintygirl58: I think you haven't.
daintygirl58: What are you doing here?
sex_man_walter_88: I just wanted to talk to some women.
daintygirl58: About what?
sex_man_walter_88: Not really about anything. My friend died. I went to my first funeral today, and it was terrible.
sex_man_walter_88: I was hoping to get my mind off it.
daintygirl58 has logged off
sex_man_walter_88: Bye Dainty Girl.
allie_sin: hey babe wanna cyber???
sex_man_walter_88:Yes. I do.
allie_sin: what are u wearing??
sex_man_walter_88: I'm naked.
allie_sin: lol thats a good start!!!
sex_man_walter_88: Do you want me to talk dirty to you?
allie_sin: lol thats even better!!
sex_man_walter_88: I would like to urinate on you.
allie_sin: ??? u whattttt?!?!!
sex_man_walter_88: I would like to straddle over you and use the restroom onto you, to make you unsanitary. Then handjobs and backdoor.
allie_sin: ?? what the fuck is wrong with u??!
sex_man_walter_88: Why are you swearing?
sex_man_walter_88: My ears aren't garbage cans.
sex_man_walter_88: You're very enthusiastic.
allie_sin: are u a retard or somethin??
sex_man_walter_88: I don't think so.
allie_sin: than u are
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ruby_red_vixen: hey baby
sex_man_walter_88: Oh hi. How are you?
ruby_red_vixen: im good baby...how you doin
sex_man_walter_88: I'm feeling better actually, since we last spoke. This chatroom is pretty fun.
ruby_red_vixen: oh fuck
sex_man_walter_88: But I’m still just learning.
ruby_red_vixen has logged off
sex_man_walter: Bye Ruby. It was nice seeing you again.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Hey sex man. I've been looking for you allll day.
sex_man_walter_88: Oh, I'm sorry.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: It's okay. I'm soooo horny.
sex_man_walter_88: Oh, I'm really sorry. I didn't realize you’d been looking for me. It's a good thing you found me.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Sure is. You ready for me?
sex_man_walter_88: I think.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Okay, before we start you should know that I'm completely depraved.
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Thank you. It means a lot that you would confide like that.
sex_man_walter_88: Can I tell you something now?
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Of course.
sex_man_walter_88: I'm not good at dirty talk. Never have been. Also I'm 20. I was born on America’s bicentennial.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: I'm not here to talk sex man, I'm here to fuck. And I'm gonna want you to be real rough with me, okay?
sex_man_walter_88: No problem. If you have a closet I could lock you in it and then set your bed on fire.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Oh we're gonna set the bed on fire.
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Great.
sex_man_walter_88: I’m improving.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: But first we need a safe word.
sex_man_walter_88: What's that?
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: It's a word, that if things get going too rough, we can say it and the other will stop what they're doing.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: But it has to be something neither of us would normally say, so we don’t accidentally stop each other in the heat of passion. *wink*
sex_man_walter_88: Wow. You've thought of everything.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: I sure have. I'm gonna unzip your pants while you think of one.
sex_man_walter_88: Oh, I have to think of it?
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Can you manage?
sex_man_walter_88: Definitely, I have 9 hand written vocabulary books at home, so I have a huge vernacular for someone my age. 20. I don't know you that well yet, but I think you've chosen wisely as to who should be in charge of this word.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Speaking of huge.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Honey, you’re as big as my arm! And you’re not even hard yet!
sex_man_walter_88: Oh. Okay.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: You mind if I stroke it while you think?
sex_man_walter_88: No need. I've already got one.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Lay it on me. I'm just gonna slicken it up with my mouth if you don't mind.
sex_man_walter_88: Uh, well hang on actually. I just have a question you need to answer before you put anything in your mouth.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: What is it sex man?
sex_man_walter_88: Are you white?
sex_man_walter_88: Caucasian, I mean.
sex_man_walter_88: Okay, that's perfect. So am I.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Does that matter?
sex_man_walter_88: Well, not for intercourse, or whatever you call this. But for our safe word it does. Because I was thinking, maybe our safe word could be the racial slur against African Americans.
sex_man_walter_88: You don’t know it? I’m not going to say it. I would never say it because it is hateful.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Then what the fuck?!
sex_man_walter_88: See, there's absolutely no reason that two white sex partners would say that word during intercourse, so it’s “safe”. And like I said, I would never, ever say it, which would make me incapable of stopping our intercourse, even if you wanted to use the restroom on me. (Which you probably don’t.)
sex_man_walter_88: And if you said it, it would make you a sex-racist.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Are you fucking with me sex man?
sex_man_walter_88: No. I thought you said you were depraved. Which means “morally corrupt”.
sex_man_walter_88: Shoot. My stupid internet time is about to run out.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Where the fuck are you??
sex_man_walter_88: The library. I'm sorry. It was nice to meet you Kelly. Thank you for distracting me.
kelly_put_a_spell_on_you: Huh?? From what??
sex_man_walter_88: My friend died.
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