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April 28, 2010


   you are a child of the 70s if you can relate to any of these...

"All skaters, change directions" means something to you.
 You remember when film critics were certain that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
This rings a bell: "My name is Charlie, and they work for me."!
You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "You know, back when...," "When I was your age...," or "When I was younger..."

You remember that music that was labeled "alternative" really was.
Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka!
"Members Only" jackets...say no more.

You remember having a rotary phone.
 You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch and your "cable or VCR remote" was connected to the TV by a CORD!
You actually remember Mr. Bill.
You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van and remember riding in the back of the station wagon trying to get passing trucks to honk at you.
You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)
You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

You're starting to believe that having the kids go to school all year wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
Leg warmers were cool.
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you learned things like grammar, math and history. (A big hint here is if the only way you can recite the Preamble to the Constitution is by singing it.)
You learned to swim at about the same time "Jaws" came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

You ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut or used Short and Sassy shampoo.
You remember having to get off the couch to change the TV channel.
If male: your first love was Marsha Brady, Jeanie, Samantha from Bewitched, Josie or any one of the Pussycat.
You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on.
You ever asked to be gagged with a spoon.
You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are going out of town".
Chevy Chase was really funny in those vacation movies.

You actually believed that Mikey, famed kid on the Life cereal commercials, died after eating Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke.
You know, by heart, the words to Weird Al Yankovic's songs.
It was a major accomplishment to get to the "Chase" scene in Ms. Pacman.
You were not allowed to see The Exorcist, The Omen, or The Blue Lagoon when they came out.
You tuned in regularly to the adventures of the Bionic Man and Woman, Wonder Woman, and/or the Incredible Hulk.
Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

 You know who shot J.R.
A predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid".
You're currently employed doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with your college major.
You remember trying to guess the first episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.
Your first musical purchase was an 8-track tape.
In your sophomore class picture, you're wearing a shirt with the collar "up".
Your parents paid $2,000 for a top-loading VCR that was almost the size of a coffee table.
You ever owned a Donnie and Marie or Sonny and Cher poster.
You've ever owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear.
You remember wanting to stay up to see Mr. Bill on Saturday Night Live.

You recall when Love's Baby Soft was in every girl's Christmas stocking.
You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.
You know all the words to the double-album set of the "Grease" soundtrack
You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
If female: you thought that Shawn Cassidy was "dreamy", lusted after "Ted, your ship's photographer" on the Love Boat or Chachi.
Most of the fillings in your mouth are directly related to Bazooka or Bubble Yum.
You remember when there was only "G", "PG", and "R".