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Published July 22, 2009 More Info ยป
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Published July 22, 2009
All of you blogging types really do get off on watching Stache on Oates action, don't you? A couple more of these voyeurs wrote about me and Oates' near gay experience in Aspen. I guess you don't have to be an ESPN anchor to get people to cover your quasi-illegally recorded sex tape after all. Check it out:

Billboard
Stereogum (or Videogum or whatever the hell they want to call themselves)
TV Squad
Prefix Mag
Warming Glow
Sly Oyster

And don't even get me started with you fruitcakes on Twitter.

Even though I might berate you with my superb wit and superior knowledge, I want you FoD'ers to think of me as your big brother, or maybe an even drunker version of your dad. I'm full of pearls of wisdom, kiddos. Here's one for free: sometimes you get more than you bargained for. Like 7-8 inches more.

Alright, I think I'm gonna go empty a bottle of Early Times and practice my yoga.
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