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October 25, 2010
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Ten things Christine O'Donnell thinks is in the good book.

A  A quick list from Purgatory.

  1. The Constitution It's right in the Book of Lenny (just before Carl).
  2. Jesus wanted a flat tax.
  3. Sarah Palin She is so awesome she has to be in there somewhere.
  4. Barrack Hussein Obama He's one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse:  Death, Famine, Barrack, and Pelosi. 
  5. Ronald Reagan Ronnie was that guy who did that thing... right?
  6. The Eight Commandments God said 'em and Christine believes'em.
  7. Gay Jews from the Democratic Party killed Jesus.
  8. When the Bible states  "Suffer not a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18) God was only kidding around.
  9. Noah was the first winner of Survivor.
  10. Thinking of having sex will send you to HELL! Oh wait, it really does say that?
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