Valentines Day for the single lady/man
Pro: You don’t have to get all dressed up for a date.
Con: Ending up feeling like the cartoon character Cathy when you discover that your jeans don’t fit anymore after binging on a large pizza with a tub of vanilla ice cream.
Pro: All candy is half off the next day.
Con: You regret your decision during your next dentist’s appointment.
Pro: You get gifts from your parents, friends and coworkers.
Con: But no gifts from a hopeful secret admirer.
Pro: You get to give yourself a me party once your roommate leaves.
Con: You tend to over indulge and end up with a massive stomach and head ache the next day.
Pro: You get to binge watch your favorite tv shows and movies all night.
Con: You end up being envious of whoever ends up with Ryan Gossling at the end of the movie marathon.