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December 14, 2011

  1. How do you kill a thousand mexicans?   You throw a penny off a roof

  2. Whats long and black?    The unemployment line

  3. What do you call one black person on the moon?  Bad   What do you call two black people on the moon?  worst   What do you call three black people on the moon?  terrible   What do you call all the black people being on the moon?  problem solved

  4. What's the difference between a black man and a bench ?  A bench can support a family of four

  5. Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?   whenever they hear them it's saying, "Runnnn nigga nigga nigga runnnnn nigga nigga nigga."

  6. What word starts with an 'N' and ends with 'R' that you never want to call a black person?   Neighbor

  7. Why are black people good at basketball?   all they have to do is steal, jump, and shoot

  8. What do mexican kids get for christmas?  your bike

GRAND FINALE.... There are three people on a plane, a mexiacn, a russian, and a american. The plane is about to crash and the pilot says to each of the men to throw sonmething out of the plane that you have too much in your country. The mexicn goes first and throws out a taco, " we have too many of these in our counry." The russin goes next and throws out a bottle of Vodka, " We have too much of this in out country. Lastly the American goes and throws out the Mexican, " We have too many of these in our country!"