• a leader, but not too bossy
  • professional and poised, but not too frigid
  • passionate during debates and speeches, but without ever raising her voice or getting all feisty
  • intelligent and articulate on every question she is asked, but without coming across all pretentious like she thinks she’s better than me
  • confident in her chances of winning, but without being so abrasively pushy. I mean, it’s like, we get that you want to be president; don’t be such a whore about it
  • the candidate with possibly more extensive experience and qualifications to be president than any candidate in history, but not to be such a cunt about it