So after exhaustive analysis using my public library's card catalog, a 45 year old man (who incidentally looked like Danny Bonaduce and Yoda had a baby) introduced me to the World Wide Web. It is my scientific opinion that this "web" is here to stay, so we better all get used to it. And I don't want to hear from you naysayers and traditionalists - stop being so naive! Trust me, I've done my research on this.
And it's easier than you think to get the World Wide Web. I have a few America On-Line cartridges that someone sent me and they give you several hours for free! Just look around - I bet you have a few too.
Anyways, I know I'm a little behind, and you will be too. Don't be afraid though - I know there's a lot of stuff on the web, but keep at it! At first glance, you should be able to get through everything in a few hours.