Anthony Weiner is BACK! The disgraced congressman is considering a run for mayor and as a comedy website, we couldn't be more excited. We’re also in a position to offer some advice: Anthony, if you’re reading this, the “weiner” jokes aren’t going to stop. We know you want to get past your 2011 Twitter scandal by making people think you’re a squeaky clean guy again but it just ain’t gonna happen. If you really want to make a comeback, you need to embrace your sexed-up image and go even further with it...you need to become Tony Penis.