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August 03, 2010

The best of all the comedic exclaimations from the mouths of The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Snooki, JWoWW, Vinny, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, and Angelina (from the couple episodes she was in.) of the Jersey Shore Season 1.

The Situation

"I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

"I'm hooking up with my girl, Pauly's hooking up with his girl & ahh, we're gonna have sex, so, ya know, that's the situation."

"I’m like 'chill out, Freckles McGee.'”

"Basically, one of these girls was definitely more cuter than the other and it happened to be my girl & Pauly D was with “the grenade.”  When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first."

"I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn’t want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures what-so-ever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house."

"It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten."

"I knew she was 18, that ass did not look 12."

DJ Pauly D

"My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccer-proof, motocycle-proof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willin' to try that."

"I don’t even understand that religion or what it is,
I just wanna get to the business." (About Judaism)

"I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life."


"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled." (After being hit in the face.)

"This one girl starts like charging me like a fuckin’ hippo."

"Don’t bring home any fuckin’ elephants like that ever again."

"I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much"


"I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham."

"I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun"


"They're pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes and jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings."


"No man will ever touch me like that ever twice."

"He didn't even have the audacity to go apologize to her."

"Don't call 911, I think that's emergency."


"I’ll suck your big toe right now, I don’t give a shit."

"Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough."


"I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this shit, I mean, come on, I'm hot."

"I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things."

"How do you go in a Jacuzzi in a bra? And a thong. Wear a thong bikini -- that’s a little bit more classier.”