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September 19, 2014
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AAHHHH: Fraternity had color coded roofie system

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ROOFIE HOUSE AHH (alleged)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH A fraternity at the University of Wisconsin reportedly had a HOLY FUCKING GOD color-coded system for choosing women to roofie at their parties.

According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, police searched the house after three women and one man were unable to stand or walk after a FUCKING PARTY WHERE THEY WENT TO DANCE AND SEE THEIR FRIENDS AND TRUST PEOPLE at the Tau Kappa Epsilon House. Police found that all three women had red Xes on their hands, allegedly as a FUCKING RAPE CODE SO RAPISTS COULD SEE WHO TO DRUG AND RAPE AHHHHHHHH.

Guests told police that fraternity brothers at Tau Kappa Epsilon sold “all-access passes” to female guests deemed “hot,” and would make them drinks out of sight behind the bar, some of which looked suspiciously cloudy, LIKE THEIR SOULS.

One fraternity member has been arrested, and the fraternity has been suspended by the university. Tau Kappa Epsilon was investigated last year for three counts of sexual assault, but no charges were filed BECAUSE OF COURSE NOT, THAT’S HOW YOU GET FUCKING BOLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A FUCKING POISON PARTY WITH FUCKING MAGIC MARKER RAPE CODES AAAHHHH I WISH I WERE A GIANT SO I COULD STEP ON THEIR STUPID HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

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