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March 29, 2010



Reality TV shows.

Have you seen these things? I have! I most certainly have...because they are everywhere! Everywhere!

Even on TV!

Well...only on TV....actually.

Anyway, have you seen these shows? These "reality" shows? I mean, am I really supposed to believe that the stuff on 'L.A. Ink' actually happens? I guess I'm just supposed to believe that people walk into a 'shop' and get 'tattoos’...hahaha...ok, right! Maybe on your planet, weirdo...but not mine.

What's that other one that’s on Discovery Channel...oh yeah - 'Man vs. Wild' - and it's supposedly hosted by a bear? Umm...no. I hate to be the one to say this...but that’s a dude on that show...as in - it's a guy, a human. PLUS, I've been everywhere in the world from New Jersey to California, and from Texas to North Dakota, so, literally everywhere - and I don't see where most of those places he visits are. Big Snowy mountains and arid desserts...riiiiight.

Oh, and I saw one the other night called 'Batman Returns' on the movie channel...am I really supposed to believe this too? As soon as I saw it, I knew it wasn't really a batman...it was Michael Keaton. Like, it was obvious. I watched it for a few minutes and can say 100% sure that it wasn't real.

Anyway, I'm not trying to ruin 'reality TV' for you guys - just trying to get you to be a well-informed TV viewer.

Like me.