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MIKE TYSON: I was gonna rip his heart out. I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He’s no Alexander! I’m Alexander! ...There’s never been anyone like me... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m the ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children!
ERIN: Whose children do you want to eat?

GENERAL, BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL: Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!
ERIN: Don’t fire until you see whose eyes?

HANNIBAL LECTER: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
ERIN: You ate whose liver?

ROD: It’s something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money!
ERIN: What money? How much? Why do you want to look at money?

WILLIAM WALLACE: They may take our lives, but they may never take our FREEEEEDOM
ERIN: Wait, zoned our for a sec. Whose taking what”

MAXIMUS: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
ERIN: Wait, does he mean me?

GORDON BOMBAY: And when everyone says it can't be done, ducks fly together!
ERIN: Who's saying it can't be done?
BOMBAY: Quack. Quack.
ERIN: Why are we quacking now?

JFK: [wrapping up inauguration speech] And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
ERIN: Oh boy, gonna need for you to repeat that whole thing. 

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