Rachel Dolezal ACTUALLY an SNL Viral Hoax
NEW YORK – Lorne Michaels, creator and executive producer of late night juggernaut, Saturday Night Live accepted responsibility for the Rachel Dolezal viral prank that’s been sweeping the nation.
“We wanted to intergrade new forms of promotion for [SNL],but the Rachel Dolezal character was in poor taste, and I personally think we took it too far” Said Michaels in an interview with USA Today. However, it seems the terribly offensive Rachel Dolezal character was the brainchild of a particularly distasteful writer, Bobby Moynihan.
Moynihan agreed to sit down with us for an interview.
“It was easy to create the Rachel Dolezal character” said Moynihan as he stuffed his mouth with wheels of cheese, in a small NYC coffee shop (that doesn’t serve cheese) – “once I realized black people are black, and white people are white, it really clicked for me”. Moynihan refused to answer any more questions, claiming it was “NBC secrets” then just winking for about thirty seconds.
— Bobby Moynihan
NBC secrets ;)
Moynihan took to Twitter to defend himself:
“He doesn’t identify as white – he identifies as hate” says SNL alum Bill Hader, “he’s a horrible man and will stop at nothing to ruin this country” Hader continues, “personally, I’d need to see his cold, heartless, dead body before I sleep soundly ever again.”
Lorne Michaels spoke at an NBC press conference stating that to honor those effected, he will make it his personal mission to ensure SNL doesn’t have any funny characters for years to come.