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Published March 05, 2010 More Info »
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Published March 05, 2010
Today's haiku contest is brought to you in honor of Clay and MPG's awesome news:



MPG lactates:

A response to judging haiku…by MPG

Are you frickin mad?

I have to judge this photo?

Jesus F'ing Christ…

:)

BRONZE - Gerhardguffaw

Topless snow sledding

gets my vote as the greatest

sport since nude Curling

(Nude curling - now THAT would make it worth watching.)

SILVER - captainshenanigans

Winter triathlon.

Sledding, luge, and the third leg?

I'm leaning on it.

(Third legs are funny.)

GOLD - JoeLeeThree

Nature's greatest feat

Cold beer and Bouncing titties

As good as it gets

(Because what's more natural than beer and bouncing titties? Exactly.)
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