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PornHub, an internet website for videos of people having sex with each other, introduced a new gadget recently called the Wankband. It’s a wearable tech device (fancy term for “it’s like a watch”) you can wear while jerking off that generates and stores energy that can later be used to juice up your phone, computer, and other electronic gadgets that you can, in turn, watch more porn on and jerk off some more to. The Wankband is not yet available to you environmentally conscious pervos, but PornHub says beta testing will start “in the coming months.”

The (don’t worry, SFW) video below explains the whole concept.


This is all well and good, but what if — and this happens to me a lot — you are at a place where you ain’t allowed to jerk it? How will you get your clean, renewable energy? To answer that, here are some other, non-masturbating ways you can generate electricity using the Wankband.


Mixing drinks

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Be the hit of the party when you can shake and stir drinks while also powering the blender! via


Sawing logs

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Even lumberjacks need electricity. via


Rooting for your favorite sports team

Go! Go! Go! Touchdown! Let’s take my Volkswagen e-Golf, home, something tells me I’ll have plenty of juice to get her going… via


Showing off-hand dismissal or blithe disregard for a coworkers proposition

“Yeh, Kevin, like I care what Mr. Freeman thinks … OH, my phone’s charged. I’m gonna leave work early. Don’t tell Mr. Freeman.” via


Waving your arms around a bunch while having sex

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You’re having fun, so get out from under those covers and show it! Then, charge you’re e-cigarette for after with the (e)juice you produced while having the sex. via


Jerking someone else off

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Sometimes masturbating yourself in public comes off as selfish, but giving others a helping hand is always welcome, and the energy you produce is all yours ;) via

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