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Published June 24, 2008
I was recently inspired by the movie, “The Bucket List”, where a couple of men compile a list of things they want to do before they die or more euphemistically kick the bucket. I thought that I should also write one up and share my list with the world. Maybe you can help me with one or two of the things. Any ladies with a name that starts with an “X” can hit me on my cell. Before I kick the bucket, I want to… Learn to mime Wear a tank top to church Buy “Good Burger” on Blu-ray Buy a farm Get the number of a girl whose name starts with an “X” Discover my name in the Bible Code Coin a new phrase involving rain Get reinserted into the Matrix Climb the world’s largest escalator Walk “accidentally” into the Ladies’ restroom Grow a Fu Manchu Get a manicure – light, oil buff to be exact Find a hat without fitting everyone else Learn how to say “gay” in Pig Latin Discover an alternative fuel Photoshop my face on the great Sphinx Glaze a ham Stop thinking “Golden Corral” is a seafood restaurant Take off my seatbelt without making a complete stop Claim to have written Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” Buy a mockingbird Eat no more peanuts or products manufactured near peanuts Hold a Quizno’s tray beside someone’s head when they make a statement Reveal my cure for the common cold that I have been secretly withholding Fire a gun Bust a myth Move out of my Mom’s basement Spend all of the money I have saved Retire at the age of 65 Enjoy a movie about dancing Consider incorporating free radicals in a unified field theory Pretend to have read a book that someone else is telling me about Stay at a hotel using my real name Drive 55 Reveal my identity as a superhero Reverse the aging process to make this list no longer relevant Admit that I believe that it is indeed not butter Celebrate my 100th birthday by throwing out the first pitch at a Chicago White Sox game Admit my fear of ferns Stop talking about myself for 5 minutes Buy “The Bucket List” on DVD
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