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September 17, 2016
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"Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's Sega"

Any time is a good time to revisit some favorite Bible verses. Here are a few well loved quotes you probably already know from the Good Book:


“Thou shalt not covet they neighbor’s Sega.”

— Genesis 19:88

“Amber is the color of your energy.”

— Job 3:11

“43, 286, 39, 12, 87, 63, 7, 173, 37, 155, 203, 64, 18.”

— Numbers 1:14

“Table of Contents”

— Genesis 0:0

“If they cut my book I’m gonna be pissed.”

— Tony 32:11

“Blessed are the blessed, for that’s just how that works.”

— Matthew 14:20

“God said unto his people, ‘It’s come to my attention that I was not so chill in the first half of this book.’”

— Matthew 1:01

“Man cannot live on bread alone because of the whole gluten thing.”

— Millennial 6:13

“And Jesus said to his disciples, ‘I’m more spiritual than religious, man.’”

— Matthew 12:16

“I’ll be back.”

— Jesus
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