$15.00/mo – $3.75/mo once user’s roommates finally pitch in like they said they would when user subscribed.
$7.99/mo – Free to users with high school buddy who logged in on their laptop 5 years ago – Exclusions may apply where cookies are deleted.
4.99/episode – Free most holidays up to 20 dollars for every aunt and uncle user has
$49.99/mo – Free in most states where user’s parents still think they need a landline
$7.99/mo with ads – $12.99/mo without ads – $7.99/mo without ads if user just does something on a different tab during those
$15.00/mo – Free with ex boyfriend
Amazon Prime Instant Video
$99.00/yr In situations where user must to be able to talk about Transparent to avoid being seen as narrow-minded. Plus you can ship stuff? Too?
149.99/yr – Free for the first month – Free in perpetuity when user realizes acting career isn’t taking off quite like they thought it would and cancels day 30
$4.00/mo – Plus additional $375/mo for those improv classes.
$10.00/mo? – What is this even? Why does the user have this? Youtube is free. Someone else must have signed the user up for this.
$9.99/mo? – What is this even? Why does the user have this? Porn is free. Someone else must have signed the user up for this.
$120.00/yr – Pays for itself once people catch onto how funny, poignant, and inspirational user’s blog is and he or she finally monetizes that puppy.
$60.00/yr if user so much as walks through a GameStop