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May 06, 2017
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This is what these really cost. We all know it.

HBO Go

$15.00/mo – $3.75/mo once user’s roommates finally pitch in like they said they would when user subscribed.

Netflix

$7.99/mo – Free to users with high school buddy who logged in on their laptop 5 years ago – Exclusions may apply where cookies are deleted.

Itunes

4.99/episode – Free most holidays up to 20 dollars for every aunt and uncle user has

Comcast/Xfinity/Time-Warner

$49.99/mo – Free in most states where user’s parents still think they need a landline

Hulu Premium

$7.99/mo with ads – $12.99/mo without ads – $7.99/mo without ads if user just does something on a different tab during those

Spotify

$15.00/mo – Free with ex boyfriend

Amazon Prime Instant Video

$99.00/yr In situations where user must to be able to talk about Transparent to avoid being seen as narrow-minded. Plus you can ship stuff? Too?

IMDB Pro

149.99/yr – Free for the first month – Free in perpetuity when user realizes acting career isn’t taking off quite like they thought it would and cancels day 30

Seeso

$4.00/mo – Plus additional $375/mo for those improv classes.

Youtube Red

$10.00/mo? – What is this even? Why does the user have this? Youtube is free. Someone else must have signed the user up for this.

PornHub

$9.99/mo? – What is this even? Why does the user have this? Porn is free. Someone else must have signed the user up for this.

Squarespace

$120.00/yr – Pays for itself once people catch onto how funny, poignant, and inspirational user’s blog is and he or she finally monetizes that puppy.

Xbox Live

$60.00/yr if user so much as walks through a GameStop

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