April Fool's Day sucks. It's the most boring damn day of the year. Unfunny people pulling unfunny pranks that you can see coming from 20 miles away just ruins it for the rest of us. Speaking as someone who randomly pranks strangers for no good reason all year long, April Fool's Day seems like just a wasted day. How am I supposed to get anyone to buy into the ridiculous bullshit story I tell them when they're just waiting for me to say "April Fool's!?" This sucks. They should change the name to That's Not Even a Prank, You Stupid Bitch Day.