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October 06, 2014
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10 Awesome Jokes From Your Parents

Melon 1: Do you want to run away and get married?

Melon 2: Sorry but I cantaloupe.

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Five months ago, my roommate John moved out. I haven’t been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise.

After sending him a confused text, he replied by saying “You found it! My secret ‘stache!’ ”

He has been waiting five months to make that pun.


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They will never take our FREEDOM!!…cause we will formally decline the offer in a democratic election.

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