Melon 1: Do you want to run away and get married?
Melon 2: Sorry but I cantaloupe.
Five months ago, my roommate John moved out. I haven’t been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise.
After sending him a confused text, he replied by saying “You found it! My secret ‘stache!’ ”
He has been waiting five months to make that pun.
They will never take our FREEDOM!!…cause we will formally decline the offer in a democratic election.