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January 08, 2015

You're not alone with your goals!!

Most Common New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

Its really easy to feel alone as you try to get started on your new years goals! I compiled 30 of the most common new years resolutions made this year- well, almost ALL of these were on my own list- so know you’re not on your own as you strive for a stellar 2015! : )

  • Drop those last 5 (or 10) pounds
  • Spend more time with family and loved ones
  • Give up those yummy fast food runs
  • Learn a new hobby like knitting
  • Hit the gym everyday
  • Cut back on the brewskis (lol that means beer!)
  • Give back by volunteering and lending a hand
  • Spend more time in nature
  • Spend less time on your electronic devices
  • Save more money! Maybe by cutting out those daily starbucks runs
  • Clear the human remains out of your freezer
  • Try online dating
  • Scrub away the blood stains on your basement floor
  • Adopt a kitten or puppy who needs a forever home
  • Drive that sleeping bag full of human bones out to a faraway quarry or river bed
  • Start an etsy store
  • Thoroughly wash all the clothing that could have blood or other remains on them
  • Learn to make candles
  • Slowly grow out beard
  • Eat more veggies
  • Buy RV and park it on mountain top
  • Finally use that juicer
  • Become paranoid and anxious, trapped in a world of your own guilt and anguish
  • Get that butterfly ankle tattoo you’ve been wanting!
  • Eat cigarettes for food. because you can’t leave your Rv, you can’t
  • Visit grandma more
  • Decide to drive RV off nearby cliff, discover; out of gas
  • Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
  • Open trunk of RV to look for gas can- oh no who are these other people that you killed? Why don’t you remember killing these other people?
  • Enter a 5k for a good cause
  • Crawl into the RV trunk in the fetal position and cry lonely tears onto the bodies of the strangers you murdered and hope for death
  • Make time for love