There are many things that I am thankful for in this holiday season that I would now like to share with you, my FOD family
First and foremost I give thanks to Linsay Lohan and the whole Lohan clan for giving me endless hours of amusement . Ahhh,
I would like to thank Perez Hilton for drawing little jiz shots on everything
I am thankful for MTV airing their new show tomorrow- The Jersey Shore- it is going to be great!!!!
I am grateful for the smoothie guy in front of my building who humors me by making me super drink.,, parsley/ spinach and papaya. It comes out the color of baby diaria and everyone on the line behind me cancels their order. God bless you brave smoothie man.
Thank you Rachel Uchitel for proving “ a Ho just gotta be a Ho”
I appreciate all the Twitards out there for making me feel less gay about liking New Kids on the Block when I was 9.
Thank you to all the little girls who work in clothing stores who call me M’am . I thank you because you stupid little bitches give me something to direct my rage at… so when I am at the register and the cashier asks“did anyone help you with this” I throw two middle fingers in the air and say “NO” Fuck your commission
I am thankful for Rhianna’s forehead, because the shade provided by her noggin may be the only protection from the increasing strength of the sun.
Last but not Least- I am thankful for www.thisiswhyyouarefat.com bc it is just funny!