Just finished doing the dishes. I hate doing dishes.
I thought I'd be smart and clean the fridge of the old leftovers before I started the dishes. I ended up with 4 times the dishes I started with!
I think the boys are gonna have to get used to eating right from the can:
1. peel label
2. remove top
3. place can on stove burner
4. heat to desired temp
5. eat with plastic spoon
Hell, I can probably get rid of the kitchen sink...no, I need it to clean motorcycle parts in...
This housekeeping stuff's gonna be a snap! (of the neck)
"i have a photographic memory,
but i'm out of film..."