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Published September 22, 2008

Just finished doing the dishes. I hate doing dishes.

I thought I'd be smart and clean the fridge of the old leftovers before I started the dishes. I ended up with 4 times the dishes I started with!

I think the boys are gonna have to get used to eating right from the can:

1. peel label

2. remove top

3. place can on stove burner

4. heat to desired temp

5. eat with plastic spoon

Hell, I can probably get rid of the kitchen sink...no, I need it to clean motorcycle parts in...

This housekeeping stuff's gonna be a snap! (of the neck)

chadder

"i have a photographic memory,

but i'm out of film..."

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